Humpty Hump Day.

I always thought the term "hump day" sounded vaguely pornographic. Today is Wednesday- the day in which we randomly hump things! Hump away! Whoot! What will you hump this hump day?

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Poor me.

Poor, poor me. Throw me a little pity party. I've been feeling sorry for myself for the past couple of days. Here's why:

1) Lack of real job which pays real money.
2) Lack of real money = lack of shiny new spring clothes.
3) An eBay book I sold vanished in the mail, so I have to send a refund.
4) The US gov't. requires tax money from me.
5) I was 1/2 an hour late due to horribly backed-up traffic, so I have to take half a lunch break to make up the time.
6) Lack of ability to prevent co-workers from doing the following:
- sniffing noisily
- talking about meat
- thumping foot repeatedly into shared cube wall
- exerting 200% more pressure than necessary on keyboard buttons
7) Eminem is worth 22 million, partially because of the song Lose Yourself:

All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't get by with my 9 to 5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
Cuz man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers
And it's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin to feed and water my seed

I'm pretty sure 22 million will buy your seed some diapers. Tell it to White Chocolate and cry me a river, punk.

I know, my problems are pretty whiny and ridiculous. Other people have real problems, big ones that don't involve wanting a spring wardrobe, but I'm just tired of not getting even the tiniest break.

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Reality Check

Okay, just to be fair and balanced and whatnot, here's a list of Things That Are Working For Me:

1) I am lucky in love and know it.
2) I have wonderful, supportive friends.
3) I have another bike race this Sunday and the weather's supposed to be beautiful.
4) My temp job has been extended another 60 days. (Better this job than no job.)
5) Spring is almost here!
6) My fitness level has reach a place I never thought possible.
7) Cadbury Mini Eggs.

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More ways to waste your time:

Create Your Own Terror Warning

Mini Golf!

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