A World Of No!
Tuesday, May. 20, 2003 @ 4:18 p.m.

It's already 4pm and I've barely written anything today because my stupid job is getting in the way. Stupid work ruins everything! I'm also in crippling pain because I took a free weights class last night from the wrong person.

Memo To: Gym Lady
From: My Fucking Quads! Of! Pain!

You seem nice enough but your class sucks. Hi, you count too fast, lady! That music you're playing? It's purpose is to give us a beat to do our reps by, but you're counting faster than the music. Hell, sometimes you're counting faster than the reps you're actually doing!

Gym lady, note also how some of us are squatting with much more weight than you are, which means we have to go a little bit slower so we don't fall over. Also, please take a gander at all the bad, bad form your too-fast routine is causing, not to mention your own bad form. It's fine to tell us our knees shouldn't go over our toes, but, uh, your knees are going over your toes as you speak. Hot damn, lady, just shove over and let me teach.

Yours,
Adrien's Burning Thighs

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Loan Center Notes:

Spotted in the hallway: grown woman wearing a denim jumper with, wait for it, Mickey Mouse peeking out of the pocket! Where's Mickey? Here he is! Snort. (Fanged Faerie, you dig it the most!)

Milton scurries by and silently hands me a Post-It with a loan number written on it, before disappearing. Excuse me? Sir? May I please have some instructions? I cornered him on his way back from wherever he'd scurried to and told him I'd need more information. With a annoyed sigh, he said I should go get the corresponding file from another department. *smacks forehead* Right! How could I be so stupid to not know to do that? Some Girl Friday I turned out to be, right? With my lack of mind-reading skills? Even if I could read minds, Milton's is the last I'd want to delve into.

*********************************** No! Sob.

I've become Trekie-like with my Buffy love, but I can't help it. Tonight is the final episode ever and I just cannot accept that. I cannot. At least there are miles and miles of reruns that I can watch and obsess over. Plus, how many apocalypses can one show have? It's best that it ends this way, rather than jumping the shark the way other favorite shows of mine have.

It's especially bad when a show jumps by replacing old characters with shiny new ones, like nobody's going to mind? Examples: Northern Exposure and The X-Files. You can't do it without Fleishman and Mulder, folks. It just doesn't work. Of course, many rabid Buffy fans already think the show jumped last season, but not me. I love Buffy and I think it's still damn good. So there.

Zap2it.com has a great feature about Buffy. Vote for your favorite Big Bad!

Pick the best Buffy episode of all time.

Buffy slang lives on!

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Links Having Nothing To Do With Buffy. I Swear.

Haw-Haw! Where has this fake Hilton Sister's blog been all my life?

Ooooh, The Mullets on UPN! That's quality television, kids. (Thanks to Claudia for finding this gem.)

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