The workload insanity continues, so you only get pieces-parts today.

Random things seen and heard at the loan center today:

� An unidentified piece of meat was seen lying in the parking lot. Perhaps it belongs to Smarmy?

� Part of an over-heard conversation: �You�re a fragment of our imaginations!�

� Southern drawl aside, my boss often sounds as if English is her second language when she tries to emphasize words. Example: �Adrien, on that Leh-Ven-Worth Lo-OAn, can you Scu-rIpt it now instead of this AF-ter-noon?�

� The wig woman is wearing a new one today and it is a full-on mullet. One of her co-workers said it looked �elegant�. I don�t have any problem with wigs, but under no circumstances can a mullet be elegant.

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Someone found this site by Googling �Adrien Brody� and �asshole�. I�m sorry they didn�t find what they were looking for. I love the idea of searching the Internet for proof of someone�s assholery.

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Simple Pleasures, Petty Annoyances.

Simple Pleasures:

� Peeling lint out of the dryer filter

� MAC Lip gloss

� Wearing nude fishnets to work (combating Disney� apparel one leg at a time!)

� Going outside without wearing a coat

� Ripe mango

� Slowly savoring the last few pages of a really good book

� A text message that says only �WhroooOooOooOttTTT?�

Petty Annoyances:

� Being glared at by another driver when it wasn�t my freaking fault

� Under-ripe pear

� Wet lettuce

� Being commanded to �smile!�

� The scritch of long fingernails on dry scalp

� The Virginia State application form

� Milton�s inability to close a file drawer quietly

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Buffy.

Can Druscilla please just die already? I cannot stand her and her whiny fake accent. I enjoyed the Wood-on-Spike action very much, though. And, while I think Buffy's right about Spike, could she stop being rude and bitchy to Giles? I hate to see him looking all hurt.

PS. What was the phone call about? Angel, perhaps?

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The Voice of God.

So, every time Kenny and I rent a movie, we comment on how the trailer voice-overs are always the same guy...until last weekend.

"Heeeey, that's not the voice guy, it's just someone who sounds like the voice guy!"

"I'll bet the real voice guy is pissed that someone's stealing his gigs."

"The new guy's probably cheaper or something."

"Ooh, maybe they'll have a fight! A mad voice-off!"

Well, I found out, thanks to an entry at Scrubbles.net, that the real voice-over guy, Don LaFontaine (aka King of the Movie Trailers aka The Voice of God), has a son, Don LaFontaine II, who also does voice-over work. Mystery solved. Apparently Don LaFontaine claims to do 80+ voice sessions every week. Must be good money.

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Have you ever wondered what your social security number means?

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